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Why was Cinderella thrown off the team?
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She ran away from the ball
What's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
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One drools, the other dribbles.
What's the difference between an elephant and a basketball?
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One is round and charges through nets, the other is a basketball.
Why did coach let the elephant play basketball?
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He had already broken the bench.
Why did the elephant start a stampede?
?
He wanted to play for the Chargers.
What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?
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Get out of its way.
What does it mean when you see ten elephants are wearing pink shirts?
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They're all on the same team.
Why was Cinderella such a bad player?
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Her coach was a pumpkin
What kind of cats like to go bowling?
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Alley cats
Why is a tennis game so loud?
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Because the players raise a racquet
Why did the golfer have an extra pair of pants?
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Just in case he got a hole-in-one!
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
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A baseball team!
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
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Because they always dribble!
Why did the coach go to the bank?
?
To get his quarterback!
Why did the baseball player bring a pacifier to the game?
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He wanted to play like "the Babe".
Why did the Yankees play in Jellystone?
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Because Yogi wasn't allowed to leave the park.
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
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It was tired of being kicked around.
Why did the volleyball visit the bank?
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He wanted to know his net worth.
Why did the basketball visit the bank?
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His checks were all bouncing.
Why did the golfer putt 527 times?
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He didn't want to hit any birdies.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Caddy.
Caddy who?
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Caddy ya own golf clubs, buddy!
Why can't you play sports in the jungle?
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Because of the cheetahs.
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
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He was perfecting his swing.
Why did they kick Tarzan out of the golf game?
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He screamed with every swing.
Why did the golfers run away from the game?
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They heard there was a tiger in the lead.
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